Saturday, August 8, 2009

I caught my neighbor having SEX ......

And we are not talking about SEX stitchers experienced ... Yesterday, when we came back from the mall, I wanted to park my car in the garage like we always do when we know we are not going to got out in the evening. Well, I couldn't because a car was parked in front of my entrance! Once again, it was the car of my neighbor's friend who think it's fine to block people's entrance ... Chuy asked me if I wanted him to go ring his bell to ask her to move her car. I was a lot a little pissed off so I said, no, I'll go myself because I know Chuy: he's so nice that the neighbor wouldn't even notice we are pissed off !!!

So there I go. I ring the bell. Nothing. Second ring. Nothing. Um ... weird as his living room is close to the door. Three rings in a row. Nothing. I strongly knock the door then it hits me : I know what they are doing ... so I am ready to leave when he opens the door in his robe ( at 4.30 pm ) How embarassing is that ... I quickly tell him that the car is blocking my entrance and that's it's not the first time. Then he came back fully dressed and move her car.

I don't need to know what my neighbors are doing in their houses ... I don't even want to imagine what they can be doing (my neighbor is a 60 + years old man ... ) Now I feel embarassed because I disturbed them in an intimate moment ... I think we are going to pretend it never happened and I hope next time, she'll park better ... But you know what is funny? The other day, we were talking about him , how he must not feel very well as he hasn't mowed his lawn in quite a while ... Well, I guess we were worried for nothing: he's in better shape than we think !!!


13 comments:

Dawn said...

LOL Viagara Moment!! LOL ~ Dawn ~

Ingrid said...

hahahahaha you're only as old as you feel, maybe he is in the future to ensure that your driveway remains free!

tkdquintmom said...

ROTFLM*O.....!!! omg Dawn read my mind as I was reading this (tears down my face) I was thinking "Hey, ya gotta love Viagara!" I hear that song 'Let's get it on'...Barry White tone and a disco ball....lolololol

Marie said...

That is just too funny! Thanks for a laugh. I needed that! My husband picked up papers that he had brought home from having eye surgery. He said, "here is a question that I should have asked the doctor when I went yesterday". I said what was that and he said when could he resume having sex after surgery. Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't do it before cataract surgery so what was the hopes afterward. Ha!

Carolyn NC said...

Too funny!

Astrid said...

ppppfffrrrrrttttt lol....... they have fun thats for sure !!!!

Doris said...

lol..is an embarrishment moment,,but,i hope the firend park the car better the next time...

Cindy F. said...

HA!!! OMG!!! Too funny:)

Pumpkin said...

Neighbors definitely keep you on your toes ;o)

Suzanne said...

How very funny! You had both myself and my DH laughing at this unfortunate incident.

Mel said...

ROFL! what a crazy story, thanks for sharing! :)

Meari said...

LOL! That is too funny. And what's wrong with 4:30pm????

Marita said...

ROFL! That is too funny :)

But you know interrupting them during sex is a sure fire way to make the message about not parking the car in your entrance. They will certainly remember next time and not want to be interrupted again. :D